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Not Myyyyy Boo!

by Minister Jada Inez Jordan
09/27/05

Picture this you in a dark dark room.  She in a mildly dark room the both of you intensely peering in the darkness.  Suddenly you hear a tap on the window the wind begins to whirl and to howl.  Your intrest in the veiwing intensifies as you both think ... "na it was nothing."  Then a faint whirl of the wind begins again, the building beings to creek as you grab your heart to shocked to scream the phone rings.  She stares in space as staunch and as animated as a corps.  Then decides to face the music and tip toes over to answer the phone.  The horra orchestra still plays in the back ground wind, creeks, and more.  She picks up the phone.  "Hello"... What's your favorite scarry movie?"  She returns to the corps like composure pondering whether to scream or to cry or to laugh.  Okay she decides to go for laughter (besides its much easier on the heart) by saying... "Boo is that you?"  Then the line is cut dead.  Thunder and lightening oh what timing and what an awful dreaded surprise!  Still holding the phone to the ear.  You watching in unbelief and anticipation across that dark dark room.  She decides to go for just relief since comedy relief did not work she wipes her head "whew it was nothing" you both lightly chuckle then a third someone begins to chuckle along with you.  AUGH!!! He's standing behind her! 
Boo!  Boo!  Boo! ...
Needless to say, thank God your vewing a movie screen and she's creeping around in a dark house on that screen.  But you were still frightened.   So Boo!  Wondering is it her boo or his BOO!  That's a scene filled with surprise and awe.  Then even more suprising that's the end. Boo what a poor ending inquiring minds want to know...

Boo! Is a ghetto term of endearment signifying a loved one  that is highly prized and greatly cherished.  Could be a significant other, child or etc.  Boo is also an old english word that is commonly used to scare someone. Once bellowed it frightens the hearers.  It indicates that either danger is very near, past, or coming to you.  Boo!  Secondly it can be used lightly for a silly surprise.  Thirdly it is yelled out when something is poorly presented.  Just Awful.

Awful - An old english word that technically means to be full of awe and wonder. Yet in more recent times it has grown to mean awe inspired by something something terrible or of disguss.    Webster's Dictionary defines it this way:
1 : inspiring awe
2 : filled with awe: as a obsolete : afriad, terrified b : deeply respectful or reverential
3 : extremely disagreeable or objectionable
4 : exceedingly great -- used as an intensive <an awful lot of money>

That word is also used to describe the wonders of God.  Some say they are awful as in good and others mean terrifying or even some others more at disssatisfying.  JUst like in the story it depends on who you are, where you are and it depends on the occaission.
So what's the occasion?
 
Yes Lord!  How do we know when it is of God.  Then God will say to you which God are you referring to?

That's right folks it seems like Topsy Turvey day!  In western society we teach that the happy medium or the norm for healthy levels of happiness is something like a soft gentle breeze on a warm spring day, furry snow white bunny rabbits, fuzzy yellow baby chicks, the smell of cinamon and apple pie in the oven, rosie cheecks etc.  Then boom this society drops a bomb on its own people forcing them to go crazy.  That's right children religious people are crazy.  BOO!  Oh yeah it's crazy.  Buddist/Hindu priest put on white face and wooden shoes and go about the temple stomping there feet and clapping there hands to ward of evil, mainstream christians teach that witchcraft and magic are no no's but then the futher you go along BOO, they tell you to accept demons find a favorite one, have sex with spirits, cast spells send curses, worship the devil so on and so forth.  Pentecostals roll on the floor, tarry at the alter saying Jesus Jesus Jesus over and over again it comes out more like g, g, g,... while spitting and sometimes throwing up, its crazy.  Oh yeah I'm crazy.  I followed the voice of God and ended up stranded in L.A.  Just before coming to L.A.  I was a minister of music at a local church in Tampa Bay Florida, I had been serving in ministry in a church setting for over 10 years, all of my adult life.  That's right folks I was happily minding my own business.  When trouble started again.  I had been poisoned.  I had suffered a stoke, I died a few times.  While I and my children were sleeping on each other on the couch I felt a gust of wind blast into the room and it blew my hair about my head, the sound of the wind noised and russled. As that occured it was complete darkness except for the swirling white ghost like streams in the air.  I felt it pull I grabbed my children.  I said "GET OUT."  Then suddenly it was over.  My oldest daughter jumped up and hugged me I asked if she was okay and a few other questions.  Needless to say she say it too.  My youngest daughter 3 years old at the time I had to awake to make sure she was still with us.  Booooooo!  The next day we went to the grocery store because we had to eat, some of the people in the town were wearing shirts that said "Get Out!"  Because thats what I said the night before during the poltergeist attack in our house.  I talked to a few people they where non shalaunt, tried to explain it to the sheriff nothin doin. "So we loaded up the truck and we moved to beverly..." so to speak.  That's one big reason why we suddenly left.  We needed somewhere safe to live.

As a child around 8 years old, I took an daytime nap and dreamed o f clear blue sky with fufy white clouds it appeared that pretty aweinspiring blue sky and the grassy rich green field were one, there were miniture clouds close to the ground even smaller clouds on the ground I felt impressed to picke one up.  I ate most of it.  It was as fresh and cool as an icy, slightly sweet like marshmello cream, and almost of the texture of iced or slightly frozen marshmellow cream.  When I attempted to make a comment on how good it tasted,  I awoke. Had no idea what that stuff ment.  As an adult I've heard of manna, now I know the dream was God calling me to prophesy or preach.  Some will say... " Jada, Boo thats good," while some others will say..." oh no that's aweful you should have told an adult you had that dream.  So we can rebuke the angel that sent it.  Do you know how hard life is for a prophet?"  At the time I would have said no, even more so I would have struggled to describe it.  It seemed like it was more about food and eating than anyhtingelse.  Oh yeah it's crazy. 

About  a month ago the MTA bus dropped me off in Brentwood, California instead of Hollywood. It was dark, around 12 am.  I felt forces pushing me around finally I had no choice but to scream out to God saying "Help me! Sometimes being with angels (and demons) is like being with the guys it seems a little unsafe."  Then a thick cloud from out of no where in the middle of the night came rolling from out of the night sky right to me.  i DECIDED i BETTER MAKE AN OFFERING SO i BEGAN TO SING A WORSHIP SONG.  I quietly prayed I was in awe, thats right it was aweful both magnificent and terrifying at the same time.  I noticed that when I calmed down and my mind strayed it floated away, I began to pray again the cloud came back. BOO!  I ENDED MY PRAYER AND WAITED TILL MORINING IN A NEAR BY HOTEL LOBBY.  Surprisingly they let me in.  In the moring I found a bus stop to take me back to some needful resources.  It was sunday morning.  Again I started singing "Blessed Be the Lord Jah My Strenghth" and in broad day light around 7 am the clouds started pouring down like milk in a clear glass on top of the hotel I said LORD Its me over here as I waved my hands in the air.  The hotel had quite a few floors but the sooke continued to pour down, and it floated down the street it where to some oneelse on the opposite side of the street first who as at the other bus stop going the other way.  Again I contiued singing and waving my hands it came to me and cointinued to pour towards me till I finished singing and praying.  It then floated to a wooded area  I said "it's to risky to stay in the woods alone ... not enough supplies for me to go there.  Technically its against the law to just camp there dangerous, wild animals, bugs, etc."  Then some one drove by and handed me some money.  Praise Jah! or to some others BOO! Oh yeah I'm crazy! It's crazy yall crazy! My Boo!

 
 
 

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